"Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four."
-- Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times

Yes, we need your SCREAMS! We're collecting screams for our sound effects...your scream could be in TCFH. Visit the Send Us Your Screams page for rules, details, legalese, and handy tips. We look forward to hearing your screams of pain, horror and anguish. Yeah, we're sick like that.

"I will hunt down the alleged arachnid and spritz him to Kingdom Come."
-- Delbert McClintock, Arachnophobia (1990)

Eight Legged Freaks opened in theaters today -- hmm, wonder if they were inspired by Harold Haxton's 1959 giant spider movie, Eight Legged Evil? We've got a new haiku kaiju review about it, anyway...

Just updated the Enemies page with more details. I'd also like to welcome everyone visiting from recent links on Blue's News and Gamershell.