"I'm not wild on spiders that are big and move fast and tear your head off." -- Eddie Izzard

Yes, by "Our full E3 report...this weekend", I meant, naturally, "Our full E3 report...like, two weeks later." Here it is, now that "E3 reports" have become more omnipresent and unpleasantly stale than "all your base are belong to us". Sigh. Move zig.