Yup, we're back from E3. If you were wishing for big monsters under your Christmas tree this year, you'd better clear some room...we checked out two, count 'em TWO, upcoming monster-vs-monster games: War of The Monsters (Sony, PS2) and Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee (Infogrames, GameCube). We even got a chance to talk to the producers of these games -- both look great and promise some real monster-whompin' action. The games, I mean, not the producers. Not that they weren't both handsome devils...but if either of 'em took on an angry 200-foot lizard, my money would be on the lizard. And I'd have to send it Western Union, 'cause I'd be at least several hundred miles away cowering under my "Harry Potter" blanket. Er, not that I have one of those.

Our full E3 report, complete with some very silly photos, this weekend.

"Who stole the kishka? Who stole the kishka? Who stole the kishka? Someone call the cops! " -- traditional polka

Welcome to our Polish visitors! Yes, if you read Polish, there's an interview with us at Wirtualna Polska. There's also a non-Polish interview with us over at Gamersclick.We'll be at E3 next week...no booth or anything, just walkin' around like all the other schmucks. But do say hello if you see us. How will you know it's us? Well, we might be wearing a t-shirt with this on it: