"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."-- Robert Frost

In light of recent events, we're removing the World Trade Center from the game.

Note: I'm gonna kick this "Max Payne" style (I am so "down" with you kids):

Icy raindrops are falling from the skies like those tiny cocktail umbrellas...points down. Ouch. That's why I gotta squinch my face up like Grandma trying to read a upside-down Chinese restaurant menu. What was that noise? BLAM BLAM! BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM! BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM! BLAM BLAM BLAM! BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM! BLAM BLAM CLICK CLICK CLICK

Geez, you can't trust anyone in this town. The cops double-crossed us, and the mob triple-crossed us. We've been crossed and uncrossed more times than Marty Feldman's eyes in Young Frankenstein. But hell, we're still plugging away here in the dark, dark, darkity dark of the night, and we've got the new screenshots to show for it. There's more to tell, but I'm fresh out of hollowpoints and Diet Pepsi. Until next time...shoot first, save often.