"Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four."
-- Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times

Yes, we need your SCREAMS! We're collecting screams for our sound effects...your scream could be in TCFH. Visit the Send Us Your Screams page for rules, details, legalese, and handy tips. We look forward to hearing your screams of pain, horror and anguish. Yeah, we're sick like that.