|Please feel free to submit Kaiju Haiku of your own to email@example.com, and I'll post 'em here. Remember, the rules are:
a) must be about a giant monster movie (or reasonably large monster, heck, any movie that has a decent monster in it...I am not counting the horrifically cute and perky Meg Ryan),
b) probably doesn't rhyme,
c) 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.
This haiku comes to us from Simon French:
THE DAY OF THE TRIFFIDS (1963)
Why not say it with flowers -
Send her a triffid.