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Please feel free to submit Kaiju Haiku of your own to tcfhhaiku@theycamefromhollywood.com, and I'll post 'em here. Remember, the rules are:

a) must be about a giant monster movie (or reasonably large monster, heck, any movie that has a decent monster in it...I am not counting the horrifically cute and perky Meg Ryan),
b) probably doesn't rhyme,
c) 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.

The supersized Tor Johnson was famous for his roles in Ed Wood's B-movies, including Bride of the Monster and Plan Nine From Outer Space. This week's haiku is from Eric, of Screaming Monkey Labs:

TOR JOHNSON (1903-1971)

Tor in Bride of the Monster

Though technically
Tor not big giant monster
He could still crush you

HAIKU ARCHIVE (in order of appearance):
Rodan
From Hell It Came
King Kong (Part II)
Attack Of The 50-Foot Woman (Part II)
The Giant Claw
Earth Vs. The Spiders
Tarantula
Gorgo
Mothra (Part II)
King Kong
Godzilla Vs. Mothra
Godzilla
The Thing From Another World
Monsters
The Killer Shrews
Plan 9 From Outer Space
Empire Of The Ants
Attack Of The 50-Foot Woman
A.P.E.
The Day Of The Triffids
Them!
Gamera
Night Of The Lepus
Mothra

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