|Please feel free to submit Kaiju Haiku of your own to email@example.com, and I'll post 'em here. Remember, the rules are:
a) must be about a giant monster movie (or reasonably large monster, heck, any movie that has a decent monster in it...I am not counting the horrifically cute and perky Meg Ryan),
b) probably doesn't rhyme,
c) 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.
If a haiku falls in the forest, does it make a sound? Who knows:
FROM HELL IT CAME (1957)
Evil tree attacks --
is this next episode of
"When Bonsai Go Bad"?