|Please feel free to submit Kaiju Haiku of your own to firstname.lastname@example.org, and I'll post 'em here. Remember, the rules are:
a) must be about a giant monster movie (or reasonably large monster, heck, any movie that has a decent monster in it...I am not counting the horrifically cute and perky Meg Ryan),
b) probably doesn't rhyme,
c) 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.
Death by spider would be a just revenge for those annoying commercials:
EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS (2002)
makes a call for help